Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Steelers Fans Rule
With a fervor only Milwaukee Brewers fans can truly appreciate, Steelers fans once again show why rooting for the Black and Gold is so much fun. That reason, of course, is the group beer bong.
Sure, that Brewers beer bong might have had more hoses, but all you got was a picture, and those jerks easily could've been nursing their beer. With video technology firmly focused on this group of Pittsburghers, we get to see one of these bad boys in action. Older dudes were taking one to the face.
Next time someone (probably from Cleveland) tries to hate on you for supporting the Steelers, show 'em this video and proceed to call them and their fellow fans any group of insults you like. I prefer Asshat, Turd Burglar or Clown Shoes. Don't limit yourselves to my choices, though.
Haha, I go to school in Cleveland after living much of my life in Pittsburgh, and the "rivalry" is almost laughable (though last year was a bit close for comfort) because the steelers are usually such a powerhouse and because the city itself is just really really defeated. All of your insults, however, are great and more than acceptable to be thrown at Browns fans. I need to use "asshat" more often. Also, every time I see a Browns fan on the street (not often and there are equally as many steelers fans) I'm just thinking "dude, that sucks.. I'm so sorry"
ReplyDeleteYou know how I know Pittsburgh is gay....
ReplyDeleteThey tailgate listening to Coldplay.
Where do you go to school? And do you poll the people on the street about their sports allegiances, or can you only be a fan if you're wearing your team's colors? If that's the case, then shit, I gotta do something about my office's dress code because business casual ain't gonna cut it.
ReplyDeleteNot only do they listen to coldplay, but they put their mouths around liquid filled hoses all at the same time inches from each other.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, so ghey!
ReplyDeleteMan, y'all are stetching to come up with a decent insult
As a Milwaukean, I'd like to ask a serious question: What does 'nursing' a beer mean? I can only imagine bachelor party, stripper, nurse outfit, cleavage.
ReplyDeleteComma - Lollygagging. Taking your time with one beer while everyone else is crushing theirs. Paying extreme attention to one beer, as a nurse would do to a specific patient.
ReplyDeleteYour explanation is so much cooler than mine, though!
I have to call the coldplay a bit suspect but the bong is definitely on point. go stillers.
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