Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-19-08

(originally published on 6-19-07)


Some days, I might think I'll never find a cool enough little horse for the MPotD. Then, I fire up that information superhighway, and it rarely fails me.

This awesome pony is named Daisy. The dog is named Freddie. I'd like to think that they both know how much they rule. I mean, look at Freddie's face. Its like he knows how efficient he is. And Daisy knows how useful he/she is (I'm guessing she).

A cool small horse and another little critter. A well-rounded example of a quality MPotD.


(Editor's note: Want a tip to finding the perfect MPotD? Anything involving multiple little horses or a mini pony along with another critter. They never fail.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-18-08

(originally published on 6-18-07)


Coolest. Site. Ever.

Today's MPotD is lifted from the Personal Ponies Ltd. blog. What is PPL? Glad you asked.

PPL is dedicated to providing children with special needs a tiny Shetland Pony to love and care for -- completely without charge. Our ponies make magic in children's lives!

Awesome! Although the site hasn't been updated in some time, the mission is great!

Mini ponies. Being cool and helping special needs kids at the same time. PPL is very deserving of a spot as MPotD.


(Editor's note: One year later, and it still hasn't been updated. I want to know more of your exploits, PPL! Get back in the blogging game.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-17-08

(originally published on 6-17-07)


I'm giving you another video, mainly because it rules.

I imagine this conversation to be something along the lines of this:

"What's up, bro?"
"Nothin' much. Hangin' out. Bein' cute. You?"
"Yeah, I got the whole cute thing goin' on, too."
"Being small rules."
"Yes. Yes it does."

Fin.


(Editor's note: That conversation would be between the first two cool little horses in the vid. I couldn't even begin to imagine how sweet the conversation would be when all the little horses got together at the end.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-16-08

(originally published on 6-16-07)


Since this is all you're getting today, I figured I'd better give you a video. I can't remember if this was MPotD before, but even if it was, it still deserves a replay. This video is hilarious. And it involves tons of small horses. That makes it A-Okay in my book.

I'll get you more news tomorrow. Hopefully, the Passion win today and finish the regular season undefeated.


(Editor's note: Last summer sucked. I was all into not updating the site. Musta been busy. Oh, and the Passion won this weekend, keeping the undefeated streak alive. And don't fret, I'll get you a sports post today.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-13-08

(originally published on 6-13-07)


Coolest. Picture. Ever.

This is Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse. Thumbelina has been the MPotD before, but that was 3 months ago, and it was during the earliest moments of this site. I'm guessing about 3 people read my site then, so Thumbelina deserves another go-around as MPotD. And this picture is so much sweeter.


(Editor's note: I'm very tired today. Feel exactly like this cool little horse.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-12-08

(originally published on 6-12-07)


This MPotD is more about the kid in the picture rather than the horse (although the tiny horse is still a badass).

In honor of today being the 1-year anniversary of Big Ben crashing his Suzuki into a Chrysler, today's MPotD is telling everyone to be like this kid. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

Sure, the PSa in PSaMP can now stand for Public Sevice Announcement rather than Pittsburgh Sports and, but helmets are never a bad deal. Sure, they may mess up your 'do, but they also save you from frightening head injuries.

So kiddies, no matter if you're riding Suzuki Hayabusas or mini ponies, don't be like Big Ben, and always wear your helmet.

(I type this as a kid rides past my house on an aluminum scooter with no helmet and two Turner's Iced Teas in one hand. The two cartons in one hand was pretty impressive, though.)


(Editor's note: That makes today the 2 year anniversary of Big Ben's crash. In honor, here's my remembrance of the date, as well as Deadspin's reaction to my story from last year. Stay healthy, Ben!)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-11-08

(originally published on 6-11-07)


(Editor's note: I'm not pasting the text from the original MPotD. It was all some noise about the Hot Blogger Bracket from last year that doensn't mean anything today. Instead, I'm just going to notice that there's a chick in the picture, and give my traditional...Hey, baby.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-10-08

(originally published on 6-10-07)


Yo kid. Move. You're blocking the cool little horse. And you got poo or something on your face. Go clean up.


(Editor's note: That kid is a mess. If we could have less of the kid and more of that second horse in the bottom-right, this picture would be perfect. But, alas.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-9-08

(originally published on 6-9-07)


This is all you get today. After a hellstorm yesterday, power was finally restored at my house after 18 hours. This is my only free moment today, so I decided to give you a video. Videos of mini ponies > pictures of mini ponies. Have fun. We will talk more tomorrow.


(Editor's note: Power loss sucks. I promise to get you a story today, unlike last year. Mother nature sucked last June 9th.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-6-08

(originally published on 6-6-07)


Even with all the love from the Ladies..., there are times when I just want to lay low and throw a few back with the boys.

Yeah, that could mean my college buddies, but I was really referring to The Boys. Meet Jingler (I think that is the name. Can't really tell), Peanut, Buddy and Barney. I'm guessing the only reason they are hanging out next to each other is the whole leash/wooden post thing, and also because they don't have opposable thumbs (or any thumbs, for that matter). However, I like to think that The Boys are fast friends, who'd have their chums' backs in case a rival was throwin' up gang signs or disrupting R. Kelly or something.

No matter the case, The Boys deserve their spot as MPotD.



Side note: Blogger Spell Check does not understand the word "opposable." Guess its a bunch of monkeys running the site (ba-zing).


(Editor's note: Fantastic picture. And this was when I was a part of the Hot Blogger Bracket. Because I'm hot.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-5-08

(originally published on 6-5-07)


Visible high five!





Much respect to ichc.

This one is funny.


(Editor's note: Thanks, Pens!)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-4-08

(originally published on 6-4-07)


This is either the smallest mini pony, or the largest dog I have ever seen. I'm trying to judge their relative sizes by the human folk who are behind them. But I keep getting distracted by the fact that this pony can probably walk under this dog with little to no problem. And the pony's hair is luxurious.


(Editor's note: I know that's a pretty big dog and all, but the smallness of that tiny horse cannot be adequately expressed. I'm still in awe.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-3-08

(originally published on 6-3-07)


GO PENS!


(Editor's note: The original post was too long to post here. Plus, I'm way too pumped about the game last night. Videos will be up in a sec.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 6-2-08

(originally published on 6-2-07)


First and foremost, PSaMP wants to say Happy Anniversary to my parents!

And this is all you get today. I will be outside painting for most of the day, so don't expect any cool sports stories. I'm saving myself for the start of the week. Enjoy the kickass video of a mini pony-powered bicycle.


(Editor's note: Last year sucked. I didn't even give you any sports stories. I'm an ass. Oh, and sorry for the late start today. Google servers be damned.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-30-08

(originally published on 5-30-07)


Tron pony says hi.


(Editor's note: I guess this is in case any of you want to measure your own miniature horses. I got your back.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-29-08

(originally published on 5-29-07)


This is Smooch. Smooch is the MPotD. Smooch rules. Wanna see more of Smooch? All you had to do was ask...



I would totally let Smooch attack my dog and my pantleg, for the sole fact that it would be the cutest attack ever. I probably wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be happy that the mini pony was hanging out with me.


(Editor's note: Attacks are ALWAYS cool so long as there's a sweet critter involved.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-27-08

(originally published on 5-27-07)


I defer comment...


(Editor's note: I usually try to make some sort of humorous caption to go with the image. This one transcends any and all possible captions. You could probably do better than anything I could come up with.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-23-07

(originally published on 5-23-07)


Every mini pony deserves a blue ribbon, if you ask me. This one just happens to be really good at something. I'm guessing science. He probably just got back from kicking a lot of ass in some 4th grade science fair. Or a coolness contest, hence the assortment of ribbons.


(Editor's note: The regular-sized horses in the background are totally creeping up on this little guy. Quit trying to steal this horse's accomplishments, asshat big horses!)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-22-08

(originally published on 5-22-07)


Imagine the most fun you've ever had. From the looks of it, you didn't have nearly as much fun as this cool little trouble-maker. He actually looks like he's having the time of his life, which is awesome. This mini pony is so small, and it looks like I could fit him in my pocket, which I would totally do.


(Editor's note: I'm running laps like this waiting for the Stanley Cup Finals to start. Bottled. Up. Energy.)

Classic Mini Pony of the Day 5-21-08

(originally published on 5-21-07)


If this is actually how the Oregon Trail went down, then pioneers kicked ass. Cute Westward expansion! I might trade in my car for a similar version of this.


(Editor's note: Man, now I wanna play Oregon Trail on the old-school Apple IIe. Oh, and happy birthday to my Mom!)