Mario Lemieux Is Black

I truly apologize about overloading you with Youtube videos, but some of these rarely-viewed clips need to be seen.

Like in a hockey game from about a minute ago, Mario Lemieux was visited by a distant (to say the least) relative. Looks like Mario's ancestors were bitten with a Thomas Jefferson-esque bug.

And how do I know its old? Well, Mario's playing, so are Aleksey Morozov and Alexei Kovalev...Zdeno Chara is playing for the Senators, and the game is on...wait for it...ESPN!

Those were the good old days.

I miss NHL 2Night.

Georges Laraque Is Not Chris Thorburn

Here's a screen grab from round 1 of Laraque/Chara in the Penguins' shootout win over the Sabres several nights ago.

Georges Laraque > Chris Thorburn.

Sorry that this is so late. I suck.

That was not the Tale of the Tape. FSN is a liar.