Steelers Players Named Player of the Week.

Here's a list of Steelers players that were named Player of the Week, by season, during PSaMP's existence. I told you I was gonna do this before, so I can post it in the sidebar. Stupid Blogger only lets you post links in the sidebar if you've already published the page, so I need to post this now. You can find it in the left sidebar in the future, for easy reference.

2008
Willie Parker - Offensive (Week 1)
LaMarr Woodley - Defensive (Week 1)
Troy Polamalu - Defensive (Week 2)
Jeff Reed - Special Teams (Week 4)
Ben Roethlisberger - Offensive (Week 5)
LaMarr Woodley - Defensive (Week 7, NFL.com writeup)
James Harrison - Defensive (Week 11)
James Harrison - Defensive (Week 13, NFL.com writeup)
Deshea Townsend - Defensive (Week 14, NFL.com writeup)
Aaron Smith - Defensive (Week 15)
Tyrone Carter - Defensive (Week 17)


2007
Ike Taylor - Defensive (Week 5)
James Harrison - Defensive (Week 9)
James Harrison - Defensive (Month, November)
Ben Roethlisberger - Offensive (Week 10)
Ben Roethlisberger - Offensive (Week 16)

PSaMP Extra
Xavier Nady - NL Player of the Week

Ben Roethlisberger = AFC Offensive Player of the Week

I didn't get to it last week, so today will be perfect, what with the bye.

In Week 5, Ben was named AFC Offensive Player of the Week. The Jags witnessed firsthand the offensive show Ben put on after throwing the early pick 6 to Rashean Mathis. Over 300 yards passing and 3 touchdowns will oftentimes get you that award.

I couldn't let Ben go without getting his own MS Paint this season. Last year's was pretty epic, but the Zapruder image this year might take the cake. Is he in a bomb shelter in the 60s or something?

Congrats, Ben. Hope you're still resting up during the bye.



(Note: I'm gonna have a list of every Steelers player to win the award during PSaMP's existence so I can post the link in the sidebar. That's what sucks about Blogger, you need to create a new post in order to link it on the sidebar. Can't create individual pages 'n all. Nazis.)

Players of the (Last) Week

I forgot to mention that last week, Willie Parker and LaMarr Woodley dominated the AFC. They were, respectively, AFC Offensive and Defensive Players of the Week.

Last year, I had a habit of recognizing each Steelers player who was recognized with this honor by posting a picture of them with a chick or two (you can find them all at that last link). Excuse my tardiness on the Week 1 announcements. Here's my homage to both players. Woodley needs to take better pictures, as there are none on the Internet that I could find of him with even one lass. So his face gets pasted onto the same Willie Parker one.

Troy is up for it this week. Hope he makes it so I can crush some more MS Paint!

Ben Roethlisberger = Offensive Player of the Week: Part 2

For the second time this season, Ben Roethlisberger has been named AFC Offensive Player of the Week.

He also received the award in mid-November. I struggled to find words to describe the feat last time, so I'll just lay his stats out for you to see this time.

16 of 20 for 261 yards, 3 touchdowns, no picks and a perfect passer rating.

Top notch.

Other Steelers accomplishments:

- Ike Taylor (Defensive Player of the Week)
- Ben Roethlisberger (Offensive Player of the Week: Part 1)
- James Harrison (Defensive Player of the Week)
- James Harrison (Defensive Player of the Month)

Ben Roethlisberger = Offensive Player of the Week

So this is beginning to become a trend.

As long as Steelers players keep racking up individual awards each week, I'll continue to MS Paint the awards onto their chests. O.k., that sounded odd. Let me try again.

If individual Steelers keep up the stellar work, I'll scour the internet to find pictures of them with random women.

Dammit.

There's no easy way to say it. Let's simplify. Steeler does good. I find picture of Steeler. Picture usually involves woman (or women). Picture is funny in some way. I MS Paint words onto Steeler.

This time, Ben gets the royal treatment. He's Offensive Player of the Week. Sorry if this is old news to you. I just got back from my out of state trip.

Done and done.

Past Steelers crushin' the MS Paint, thanks to outstanding individual achievements:

- Ike Taylor
- James Harrison