Let's Embarrass Mike Tomlin Some More!

By now, you've probably seen the awesome picture of Mike Tomlin's flattop fade in his college identification picture (through either OFTOT, Deadspin or the P-G). But now, after showing a little blogger initiative, I've come across a few more younger-Mike pics that we can all laugh at in one way or another.

The College Athlete:


Where's the mini-fro, Mike? What, you didn't want it to get dented in your helmet like it repeatedly does now with your headset?

The...uh...Ugly Jeans, Thin Belt, Awesome Shirt Combo:


Man, I know you were in school during the early 90s, but did you really have to dress the part? Props for standing next to a kid wearing Back and Gold, though.

Disgusting, Mike. Be glad you won the Super Bowl...not everyone gets a free pass on multi-colored vertical stripes.

Charles Is A Badass

I needed to write this down, because it was sorta surreal.

I was just at practice for college commencement, and I was sitting next to my buddy, Charles, who is black. Someone started passing around surveys and pencils, so that the graduating seniors could evaluate some stuff. As I passed the papers and pencils to Chas, a self-trained martial artist with two moms, he grabbed the only black pencil (which, surprisingly, had the word black written on it) and emitted the following sentences in quick succession:

"Why do we gotta be here? I got stuff to do. Aww yea, I got the only black pencil. And it says black on it. We should hurry up. I gotta go feed my sharks."

While this has nothing to do with sports (Unless we're talking about the martial arts), I needed to document this for my own enjoyment/amusement. Let me have my moment...

Mini Pony of the Day 3-16-07

since were on the subject of cool animals, here is the mini pony of the day. there is this coolass little farm near my college, and it has the coolest little animals. they got these sweet goats and a ram, and the ram looks like a cool old dude with horns and a sweet beard. these are two little black calfs (calves?). baby cows, per se. they also have chickens and two mini ponies. you can kinda make out the brown mini pony in the background. sorry for the shoddy image, its from a cellphone. the two mini ponies always hang out together and talk i guess. either way, they rule.