Chinese People Love the Steelers

Man, I was all ready to write about MAF's comeback from injury, and how he was going to set the tone for the remainder of the Penguins season, but then I realized that I was gonna have to do a little research.

Then, I found this video of 3,000 Chinese people cheering for the Steelers. In unison, I might add. So my decision was this...look up stats and relate to MAFs injury from last season, or post this Youtube and do other stuff with my time.

/wonders why they aren't just cheering for hines ward
/knows hines is korean
/cues up ape's rittle bit of lacism
/makes "they all look alike" joke
/profits!

Big Ben's Pool Is Sweet

From the lovable primate Christmas Ape and the DC Steeler Nation Yahoo group comes exclusive pictures of Ben Roethlisberger's hot-ass new pool in Gibsonia.

Looks like Ben bought his house a purty little present with all that extra cash that's been lying around. The pool cost $1.7 mil, chump change for the quarterback. That's be like me finding a $100 bill and taking $1 of it and murdering three digits worth of penny candy. It may seem a bit frivolous, but when you have an extra $99 million in the bank, you can afford whatever you want. These options include a pool with your football number tiled into the bottom or some Warheads and candy cigarettes.

Other features include a waterfall in which to hide from all those Gibsonia-based paparazzi and a shallow-end, granite-topped bar with sunken barstools. There's a grill somewhere as well.

POOL PARTY AT BEN'S!


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Robert Ullman Rules

...Hey, baby (x3).

Robert Ullman rules (kinda NSFW).

Props to Ape for bringing these to my attention.

And Pensblog brought you the bottom one yesterday. I actually found these over the weekend, if you wanna believe that.

That win last night was huge.

Go Pens.