Santa Visits Mike Tomlin UPDATE

Dude, what the hell?

Santa popped into a Mike Tomlin press conference and randomness ensued.

Santa brought 5 pounds of raw meat as a snack for Casey Hampton, plugged Jim Wexell's book, stomped on a picture of LenDale White, did some James Brown stuff and threw a pass to former WR and current coach Tomlin. Yes, you did read that sentence correctly.

The video can't be embedded, so follow the link if you don't believe me.

Merry Christmas?

UPDATE: Now with Youtubey video

Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker

You wanna know how quickly I forgot about that game? Pretty much as soon as the 31-14 loss ended.

We lost. Ben played like shit.

We still have a meaningless game to end the season and a first round bye. With the quality of the teams in the lower parts of the AFC playoffs, there's little difference between the 1 seed and 2 seed. I'd have liked the 1, but I'm not gonna complain about the 2. Until the Titans' stunning loss last week to the Texans, we weren't even in that conversation. So forget about it.

Eat me if you were expecting more.

This just in, LenDale White just got fatter.

LenDale White is Fat

(courtesy of Steelers Depot)

Um...we both have first-round byes, LenDale. This game wasn't that important. But whatever helps you get through the day.

Next time, try and disrespect the Towel before you already have the game won and see what happens, you pompous shit.

And chew your food, fatass.