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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

16 Year Old Chinese Boys Think The Ravens Suck

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We've got more fantastic video from my bud Gavin over in China. You may (should) remember Gavin from the 3,000 Chinese Steeler fans video, and the video of an old guy named Jack toasting the NFL season.

Since Gavin is a displaced fan with the biggest game of the year and potential Super Bowl bid coming up, he made sure to make his voice heard. Well, not exactly his voice, but you get what I'm going for.

Today, we have a 16 year old boy from Shenzhen, China, talking shit on the Ravens. Because when the Steelers need fired up, they should ALWAYS get China's opinion.

"The Ravens may play in Baltimore, but Steelers fans still think of them as the Browns, a sorry team." Oh, and Ray Lewis is an "over-the-hill criminal."

Couldn't have said it better myself, man.

Any Tibetan Ravens fans want to counter?

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Mini Pony of the Day 1-13-09

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Is...is his hair frozen like that? Beard, too?

Old boy needs a Snuggie. And these links:

Gaah...jumping the gun! Thanks(?) to reader Sammi for that. [PA Super Bowl dot com]

Ray Lewis eats babies...and more Ravens hate. [OFTOT]

NBA blog power rankings. [With Malice]

The Pensblog is back to talking about hockey. Wooooo! [The Pensblog]

Lions fan burn! [Moondog Sports]

Old school/new school T-Mobile commercial. [NESW Sports]

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Monday, January 12, 2009

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show Outtakes

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The man (Youtube) took down the show, since we used "Cleveland Rocks" without permission. Or something like that.

That still doesn't kill the outtakes.

Fight the machine!

Watch this again at OFTOT.

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Mini Pony of the Day 1-12-09

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I took this picture while we were taping the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show on Saturday. Be sure to tune in to David Letterman at some point this week...Former Yankee Billy Crystal is doing something with a mini horse.

He should just read these links on air:

Cotter's take on the win. [OFTOT]

Why did the Broncos bring in another offensive genius? [Sharapova's Thigh]

Joey Graham is "The Wrestler." [Cuzoogle]

The SEC still has a bright future. [Moondog Sports]

A few weekend images. [HHR]

Tony Dungy is a good man. Classy, classy individual. [Fox Sports]

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Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker

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Every win from here on out will probably be coupled with some sort of exclamation like, "What a win!" There are no shitty wins in the playoffs, and each victory is special in its own way.

Yesterday, the Steelers made it clear that they wanted no part of another 11-10 pissfest. The 35-24 final was actually a lot closer than the story of the game. We let the same thing happen as the last time we played San Diego...an early touchdown allowed followed by defensive dominance. Since it is the playoffs, you don't think about things like allowing the opposing QB to pass for over 300 yards when we allowed one TEAM to accumulate 300 in an entire game...you just take the win however you can get it.

I hope this win doesn't inflate the egos of the fans as the early season win against the Texans did. Everyone lauded our brilliance as a complete team, something that was again evident against the Chargers on Sunday night. But it takes one iffy game, especially now in the playoffs, to destroy any delusions of grandeur.

We're finishing up with the final few MMCNYs, so let's just get to the rankings.

Sasso. The critics have been officially silenced. Ben played like he's never been concussed, or the concussion gave him some superhero abilities. As in, Ben's concussion = Spider Man's radioactive spiderbite. I haven't seen Ben's passes so crisp in...well, ever. He's put together good passing performances before, but opposing fans are always quick to point to his lower-level play come playoffs. He let Willie run the ball about 700 times before he even threw a pass, and after a weak start, finished with respectable numbers and no turnovers. Ben executed the gameplan to perfection, so he gets a perfect 5 of 5 motorcycle helmets.

Willie. But Ben couldn't do everything that he did without Willie. 146 rush yards, 2 TDs and a 5.4 yard average. Willie looked like he was tired of all the Sproles-love from the past week, and wanted to remind the NFL that when healthy, he's one of the supreme ground talents in the game. Maybe I'm too awestruck by the win, or blinded by the fact that it's the playoffs, but I ave to open with 2 perfects. 5 of 5 motorcycle helmets. Now do that to Baltimore!

Santonio/Hines. Showed up! You look at Santonio's line and see 2 catches and a reverse. But then you remember that his punt return TD was our only offense for almost half of the game. After the O came to life, Hines made clutch grab after clutch grab, destroying third downs like they were nothing. Together, they had less than 100 yards combined receiving and no touchdown receptions, but their combined efforts really meant something in this game. 4 of 5 motorcycle helmets.

Berger. Yeah. That was a 48 yard average. 4 of 5 motorcycle helmets.

Defense. In the weirdest stat of all time, the D let Philip Rivers pass for over 300 yards, but kept the Chargers to only 290 yards of total offense. I guess that can be classified as a push...and the house wins on a push in Pittsburgh. Sproles did what he was going to do, and padded his stats with a nice long touchdown catch and run after the game was nearly decided. I'll look at holding the Chargers O to 1 offensive play in the third quarter, and the fact that we created turnovers when I'm relating this to our game for next week. The final word is that the D, while allowing a few yards, really limited the Chargers after the initial and potentially devastating scoring drive. 4 of 5 motorcycle helmets.

Home field advantage. We'll see you in Pittsburgh again, Baltimore!

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Steelers Win!

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Movin' on to the AFC Championship game!

Video is of Santonio's touchdown.

Go Steelers!

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[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show. Postseason Game 1

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Finally.

We haven't had a show in awhile...the postseason hopefully brought out the best (worst?) in us.

Go Steelers.

Watch it again at OFTOT.

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Sunday is Coming

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Time to wake Black and Golddust from his slumber.

Chargers suck!

Go Steelers!

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Wiener Dogs Are So Much Cooler Than Chargers Fans

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Wow, I really don't know what to do with myself now that the Steelers have a game this weekend. Last weekend had me all sorts of pumped up for football, only to remember that we had a bye. I watched some football, found out who we were going to play, and immediately started thinking of Steelers/Chargers scenarios. But now the game is almost here. We could count down in hours if we really wanted to.

I'm out of the loop, though. It seems like it's been awhile since we saw the Steelers play, probably because all we've had to survive on is Ben Roethlisberger's concussion and why the hell he was bowling after the injury.

Then, my friend TheStarterWife reminded me about something totally sweet.

Only fairies cheer for the Chargers!

Come on now...we have some ridiculous characters at Heinz Field, but you wouldn't make it past the main gate without getting a royal beatdown if you wore fairy wings to the game.

So I trekked over to Youtube to find at least one thing that was cooler than fairy Chargers fans. The end result...wiener dogs are way cooler than fairy Chargers fans. Evidence is below.



Go Steelers.

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Mini Pony of the Day 1-9-09

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The Manheim (PA) Merchandiser rules!

These mini ponies were sent in by Dug E Fresh, PSaMP reader and devout mini horse lover. Of course, the local paper wouldn't be online, so we get pictures of the hard copies.

These links, however, ARE online:

The latest MPIE. [OFTOT]

I had the "3 Wipe Uh Oh" this morning :( [Sharapova's Thigh]

Girl, you got a ten piece, now don't be stingaaay. [You Lay on the Ice Like a Broad!]

Gators win. My buddy Ethan is an Auburn fan, but he's also a massive SEC homer. Good for him/them. [NESW Sports]

Raw footage after the Nat'l Championship. [The Sports Culture]

Pens couldn't put together a win streak. [The Pensblog]



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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Force Music Down Your Ear Holes

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Cotter started a music blog and I'm an idiot a contributor. Check out my latest post, and help me place what the sample is in the featured song.

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China Toasts the 2008 NFL Season

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Last month, we found a video of 3,000 Chinese people cheering for the Steelers in unison and posted it to the site. It was one of those things that boggles the mind, and something you don't really expect to see.

Well, I got in touch with the guy who led the cheer, a guy named Gavin, who is teaching English in China until sometime in June. Those were his students supporting Pittsburgh. He keeps a pretty badass blog of his time and experiences in the country, but its private, so there's no use linking to it.

Anyway, Gavin assured me that he's a legit Steelers fan, and promised to send along at least another video from China. That video is above. It is of a Chinese man named Jack toasting the 2008 NFL season. Because why wouldn't he?

I'm not gonna re-type everything he says, but he does give props to guys like Aaron Rodgers and Matt Ryan, teams like the Eagles and Cowboys, and especially the Steelers. Here's what he had to say about our team:

"To James Harrison, for playing like an animal. To the Steelers, for battling through injuries and the league's hardest schedule."

Actually, it was more of "hardest skey-jer." And they say Pittsburghers have accents. Really dude, we don't have a league called the NFAir.

Still, China is pretty much the other side of the world, so I'm impressed that Jack got it right for the most part.

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PSaMP is the Devil

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Check out that countup timer in the top left of the sidebar.

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PSaMP has been online for 666 days. Thanks (?) to reader The White Boom Boom for pointing that out.

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Mini Pony of the Day 1-8-09

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Today's MPotD comes from reader Damon from BetUS.com. I know I've used this picture many, many moons ago, but its a classic, and Damon's explanation was gold:

I’m not sure if it’s a close up of a rare, but fascinating, mini pony fight, or a candid look at a mini pony high five. You can decide, after all you’re the expert, I’m just a fan.

Kickass. I'd high five these links, too!

The Anchorman Photoshop in this post will haunt your memories. [OFTOT]

The 2009 Simoni Racing calendar is hot! [Moondog Sports]

Bill Cowher is better suited for broadcast right now. [The Good Point]

According to this guy, Eli is the better QB than Ben out of all the guys left in this year's playoffs. Sigh... [Rushing to Judgement]

Nice tat, Lions fan. [Intentional Foul]

Pensblog is upgrading. [The Pensblog]

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