Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Why The Hell Does Ben Roethlisberger Like To Bowl So Much?

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Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming!

Big Ben loves to bowl. A lot. Who the hell woulda guessed?

What, you think this one-time video isn't enough to form my own opinion? Well what happens when you couple that with that one video of Ben bowling in his college days? You know...this one?



Multiple videos of the same guy doing the same random thing means he does this a lot. If its been caught on video at least twice, then there's a certain frequency to the habit. Now, I'm not saying that bowling is a bad thing (I rather enjoy it), but its just weird to see the same guy playing the same fringe sport more than once.

Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

And that's YOUR FREAKING CONCUSSION, BEN! Watch the top video again. Now 100% believe the Youtube uploader's description of the video:


This was a few days after he got carted off the field on a stretcher on December 28, 2007 in the last regular season game...so he is used to the position he ends up in. This happened at Nemacolin Resort in Farmington Pennsylvania.


Serious? If Ben is fine enough to bowl, he's gotta have the concussion-cobwebs wiped out. So there's no blaming any mistakes on the injury, Ben. We have proof that you're fine.

Or...Ben's fall at the alley only made the concussion symptoms worse. Damn those slippy floors!

I'm stopping now...this is only getting worse as I keep typing.

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3 comments:

matt said...

He fell b/c he is fat.

Vern said...

Nice. MJD is going to put a serious spike into your daily readership.

tecmo said...

matt - Real fat.

Vern - Meh...like 50-60 hits maybe? Not much. The James Harrison/guns post was better since Deadspin picked it up