Ward Undergoes Surgery For Broken Nose

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Hines Ward apparently broke his nose during Sunday's preseason game against Philly. I was originally nervous when I heard rumors of a Steelers WR going under the knife. Fortunately, it wasn't for major surgery. Tomlin is even ready for Hines to get back on the field.

"Hines is Hines," Tomlin said. "I wouldn't count Hines out."

Ward should be on the field for the final preseason game against the annual-sportswriters-Super-Bowl-favorite-but-usual-bust Carolina Panthers. The game is tomorrow night at 8.

Owen Wilson's nose was starving for attention, and was not impressed.

Andrew W.K. then broke his own nose in a sign of solidarity.

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